Laughter is an Instant Vacation

A few years ago a health study determined there are 3 main reasons people can't cope in life:

    1. They live in the past.
    2. They have a low self-esteem.
    3. They can't laugh at themselves.

In fact, the study indicated that we need approximately 12 laughs a day to stay healthy!

Here's some quotes with humor:

1.	Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.
	Cary Grant
2.	My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
	Dave Barry
3.	If you love something, set it free. Unless it's chocolate. Never release chocolate.
	Renee Duvall
4.	The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
	Calvin Trillin
5.	I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
	Rodney Dangerfield
6.	My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
	Wendy Liebman
7.	My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
	Henny Youngman
8.	I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
	Phyllis Diller